South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

A phenomenon in Scotland where it has sold out countless nationwide tours, a sensation at the Edinburgh International Fringe Festival and now touring throughout the United Kingdom & Eire.

Israeli vs Palestinian, Catholic v Protestant, Celtic vs Rangers…

When tribal factions clash can reason ever prevail?

A play exploring bigotry and ethnic identity.

What happens when, on the day of the Old Firm Match, you lock a Celtic and Rangers fan in a cell together?

Fireworks! And a weird kind of unity.

Two hate filled rival football fans locked up in the same prison cell verbally lacerate each other while their teams assemble for the derby in the stadium nearby.

In this crucible, Billy and Tim vent all their fears, bigotry, paranoia, misconceptions and, most significantly, the mutual loathing that has shaped their whole lives.  The lads’ collision is not just a matter of football rivalry, but a very serious clash of cultures with all the deep-seated bigotry that that entails.

Face to face with the object of their hatred, do they choose to destroy each other or to confront their demons and start a dialogue towards some kind of ceasefire?

A potent allegory for peace processes all over the world, Des Dillon’s extraordinary moving and hilarious “Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s a Tim” speaks for any divided culture where polarisation is inbred and prejudice governs reason.

When drama is supposed to reflect society, what better arena than the sport that grips society most?

“There’s more to football than football”.

Available to book online or by calling Lanark Memorial Hall on 01555 673199.

Cost: £28.00 / £27.00 concession (Subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Join us for a fun couple of hours of painting with some drinks.  Ideal for friends to do together or to make friends.    Our artist will take you through a step by step guide to produce a colourful Highland Cow.  No painting experience needed.  All materials provided.  Relax with some good company and plenty of laughs.  

Prosecco or bottle of beer included.  Top up your drinks at our licensed bar.

Please arrive by 2:15pm to start at 2:30pm.

The perfect gift or Hen Party idea.

For 18 plus only.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £30.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Scottish pantomime and variety stars Liam Dolan and Johnny Mac are back with a brand-new show for 2025.

Having toured their tribute to Rikki Fulton and Jack Milroy for the past 10 years, Johnny and Liam return with their uncanny resemblance as Francie and Josie in “It’s A Stoater”.

This show will take the audience back in time as the boys transport you down Memory Lane. 

With unheard songs and unseen sketches, mixed in with a few audience favourites you can expect to see more Francie and Josie than ever before.

So, buckle up your seat belts, sit back, relax and be prepared to laugh out loud on this “Stoater” of a road trip!

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £25.00 / £24.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

 

Our monthly afternoon teas in the banqueting room will be returning from Sunday 2 February 2025!

Enjoy a selection of sandwiches and wraps followed by homemade sweet treats and scones with lashings of cream and jam! Tea and coffee will be served throughout as well, or upgrade to our sparkling afternoon tea to add on a glass of prosecco!

Current dates available: Sunday 2 February, Sunday 2 March and Sunday 6 April 2025

Cost: £17.50 per person for our traditional afternoon tea and £25.00 per person for our sparkling afternoon tea.

Must be booked and paid for in advance by calling reception on 01698 426213.

Dietary requirements can be catered for but must be advised at the time of booking.

Looking for the perfect gift? Afternoon Tea for Two and Sparkling Afternoon Tea for Two vouchers can be purchased at the reception desk within the gift shop!

Cost: £17.50 traditional / £25.00 for Prosecco afternoon tea

 

Eros Musical Society presents Sunshine on Leith, by Stephen Greenhorn.

A jubilant, heartfelt musical about the power of home, the hearth, family and love. Featuring songs by The Proclaimers, including ‘I’m on my Way’, ‘Oh Jean’, ‘Sunshine on Leith’, ‘Letter from America’ and ‘I’m Gonna Be (500 miles)’.

Sunshine On Leith follows the highs and lows of Ally and his friend Davy as they search for normality after returning from a tour in Afghanistan.

Families, friendships and life are not all plain sailing in this funny and moving story about love and life.

A vibrant, energetic piece of musical theatre, loved by audiences and critics alike which has a successful film adaptation released in 2013 starring Jane Horrocks.

EROS are delighted to be bringing Sunshine on Leith to The East Kilbride Village Theatre.

Available to book online or by calling East Kilbride Arts Centre on 01355 261000.

Cost: Tue £19; Wed-Thu £20; Fri-Sat £22; matinee child £20 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)