South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

 

An Arts Enigma production. Written and directed by Paul Moore.

Girls, Guys and Glamrock!

It’s 1974 and Abba just had their Waterloo and our three LUVbirds, Linda, Una and Vi often find their love lives, flushed doon the loo after getting a “dissy” at Boots Corner! Where thousands of Glasgow’s young lovers started their dauner down the aisle…or right back to “ra dancin’.

Many a night they’ve waited on their Knight in shining armour and all the amour- hoping to make it across the road to Beaverbrooks, in their quest for that band of gold.

Will our LUVbirds fall head over heels…or right “aff” their heels? 

A night full of Girls, Guys & Glamrock with all the hilarity, all the love hangovers and all the hits…everything from Abba to T Rex to Bowie and The Bay City Rollers! And so many more…

From the writer of last year’s comedy smash, “The Provy Wummin”- this is not to be missed!

Age restriction: 16+

Adult humour and occasional strong language.

Available to book online or by calling The Town House Hamilton on 01698 452299.

Cost: £22.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Hot off the heels of their sold-out 2024 tour, The Naked Neds are back! Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, tears, and maybe a few awkward moments with Paul, Jamie, Tony, Harry, and Bev!

‘The Naked Neds’ follows a group of Glasgow lads as they navigate the turbulent aftermath of their best friend’s suicide. In a world where politicians’ expenses seem to matter more than NHS waiting lists, they decide to take matters into their own hands. After a string of failed fundraising attempts and just when their lives couldn’t get any more complicated, one of the boys finds a lump, throwing their plans - and everything else - into a whole new perspective and they realise there’s only one thing they can do; take their clothes off!

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 / £15.00 concession (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

Get the Stetsons ready for the "Keep it Country Show" that features four of Ireland's top country stars all in one super show that even Nashville would be proud of!

The stellar line-up will include the Queen of Country Music, Philomena Begley who is celebrating 62 years on the road. She will lay her blanket on the ground and what a career she is still having. Joining her will be the young signing sensation Owen Mac who has had global hits with songs like Play me the Waltz, Gods Plan and Rolling home. The blue jean country queen from Cavan Kathy Durkin and her smash hit song "Working Man" and the popular singer, originally from Manchester but now residing in Fermanagh, Shawn Loughrey make up this hugely popular quartet.

Each of the stars will showcase their trademark hit songs in the company of Ireland's multi-award winning band Keltic Storm, making this a show you certainly won't want to miss! 

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £26.50 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

The Billy and Tim brand is one of the most successful touring Scottish theatre shows of the modern era. Now they're back with a brand-new re-write of the original show. This time it’s with an all female cast! Because, let’s face it… It’s not just the boys that are fanatical about their football teams.

Singin I’m No a Billie She’s a Timmy will have you laughing and crying so hard, you’ll be begging for full time. Join Billie and Timmy on their journey of discovery.

Are you singing their tune?

Age: 12+ years
 
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Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £28.00 / £27.00 concession (Subject to £1.50 transaction fee)

It’s 1983 in Glasgow’s east end, and poor Archie McCann is stuck in a right pickle. His two daughters, Tricia and Kathleen, are getting married on the same day – the very day of the Celtic vs Rangers League Cup final!

Convinced the universe (and the SFA) are out to get him, Archie’s torn between walking his girls down the aisle or sneaking off to watch the match.

With his wife Rita off protesting with her CND pals, future sons-in-law on opposite sides of the football divide, and Maggie, the nosey neighbour with a secret crush on Archie, it’s all set for a day of mayhem. Get ready for a bellyful of laughs as Archie tries to juggle weddings, football, and a whole lot of chaos.

Available to book online or by calling Rutherglen Town Hall on 0141 613 5700.

Cost: £20.00 / £18.00 (subject to £1.50 transaction fee)